drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

Chartumn would be the strongest alliance

touhou2k14:

"influential" is a very sly term for their year-end list because it is completley unquantifiable and it allows publications like Time to veto the voters completely if they deem something inappropriate. this is not surprising or new but jesus they actually put benedict slaveowner on there

hugepoppa:

John Green

Tap water is a conspiracy to cover up 9/11

hellabitcoins:

fenner73:

Shut up about tap water

because i choose not to drink the mine control water i think at much larger capacity then u… do not attempt to delittle my brain down to where yours lie with comments such as those
nflstreet:

trombonerenegade:

when you see it

this is real


I don’t see it

nflstreet:

trombonerenegade:

when you see it

this is real

I don’t see it

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year